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slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via cringing)

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

(via africandad)

King of France:and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
Adviser:well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
King of France:send funds to America

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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(via ashmikeycallukey)

me when i am mildly inconvenienced:thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed:no no it's fine i've had worse

cocoaniall:

HAHA FOURTH OF JULY FUCK THE BRITISH

NO REALLY FUCK THE BRITISH

no like i want to fuck british boys

this post is actually about one direction

(via iloveyou-hazzastyles)

ohh-whatsername:

to my followers not from america:
please dont hate or unfollow me because of impending 4th of july celebration posts but i will not apologize bc i dealt with your fuckin eurovision shit and i still dont even know what that shit is like what the fuck

(via killianslonghaul)

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