“@dougiemcfly: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY, I WANT A FERRARI CAKE NOW!”
Regardless of whether you watch Scandal or not, everyone needs to watch this and see Lisa Kudrow fucking nail her scene exploiting misogyny and sexism.
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW
The most polite sword fight ever
i will reblog anything ellen that is on my dashboard