She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
okay this one made me laugh
if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
i did a tutorial for some hair styles that make you cool (x)
I didn’t think this would be as entertaining as it was.
i lost my shit at “moose-statche”
"And then ur gonna tease the hair… yeah! Ur ugly!"
I love this guy already