"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”
|King of France:||and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??|
|Adviser:||well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England|
|King of France:||send funds to America|
|me when i am mildly inconvenienced:||thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME|
|me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed:||no no it's fine i've had worse|
HAHA FOURTH OF JULY FUCK THE BRITISH
NO REALLY FUCK THE BRITISH
no like i want to fuck british boys
this post is actually about one direction