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An accurate representation of my social skills

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Kid:Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier:Are you 18?
Kid:It's okay, they're a metaphor.


*sees good art*
*gets excited*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*
*cant art*

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if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life

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I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

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Happy March 32nd, Human Beings

(Source: kholendx78, via exploit-bubbles)


if u smell good, we cool

(via cigarettajames)


people who shower in under 5 minutes

  • ..
  • ..?
  • .?…??
  • how

(Source: heavysmoved, via dreamingthroughlifetonight)



Here’s the rule about telling someone about something wrong with their appearance:

If a person can fix it in 5 minutes or less, tell them

If they can’t…


That’s actually a really good way of putting it.

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